Burgular credit carded the back door to the home. He crept in carefully, a voice spoke "Jesus is watching" he frose, waited long time, looked around and proceded to find a ladies purse.
He started to look and the voice spoke again, "Jesus is watching".
He shined his light around and see's a parakete.
"Did you say that?" "Yes" replied the parakete,
"Is your name Jesus?" Bird relied, "No, I'm Moses".
Burgler asked, "who would name a bird Moses?"
Bird replied, "Same people who named the pit bull Jesus".
Home Burglary
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That's a good-un.........
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