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Burgular credit carded the back door to the home. He crept in carefully, a voice spoke "Jesus is watching" he frose, waited long time, looked around and proceded to find a ladies purse.
He started to look and the voice spoke again, "Jesus is watching".
He shined his light around and see's a parakete.
"Did you say that?" "Yes" replied the parakete,
"Is your name Jesus?" Bird relied, "No, I'm Moses".
Burgler asked, "who would name a bird Moses?"
Bird replied, "Same people who named the pit bull Jesus".
Don't ask me to do anything where where I can't take Bible and Gun, I would leave Dog home, but reluctantly.
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Post by Ranch Dog »

That is a great tale! I needed a laugh!
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Very good :lol:
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Way to start my day.
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Post by TinMan »

That's a good-un......... :mrgreen:
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